I tell you .... our Navy has gone soft. Back in my day we would've grabbed those camel jockeys by the throat and shoved their guns so far up their arses it would've knocked their fillings out. When I did my Gulf tour we painted the union flag on the roof of the ships bridge, which was a way of saying, "We're the Brits so don't fuck with us"
But that's when ships were called "Ajax" "Brazen" "Broadsword" etc....."Cornwall" my arse, sounds like a flavour of ice cream!