It seems the Scarboroughs & the Novaks of the world are missing out on a potentially lucrative market, celebrity endorsed product lines:
Sean Hannity:
Just as Capt.Crunch has his berries: Honey Frosted Hannity Flakes, with Crunch-Colmeses.
Rush Limbaugh:
The Limbaugh line of mens grooming essentials:
Feel the rush!: RUSH, the aftershave with the manly scent with just a tinge of poppy blossoms and Cuban stogies.
RUSH Unscented: The anti-perspirant strong enough to leave a hard sweating, burly man smelling as fresh as crisp, new hundreds. Look for the "Soaring Eagle" hologram on the container.
Feel the icy fresh rush of whitening crystals when you brush with new wintermint Limbaugh. It will leave your smile as invigoratingly frosty as an arctic preserve.
