Author Topic: Want to touch my monkey?  (Read 1173 times)


palahniukkubrick

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Re: Want to touch my monkey?
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2005, 05:41:00 pm »
I particularly like these:
 
 "birthday party turns bloody when chimps attack"
 
 "2 of 4 rampaging escaped chimps gunned down at California animal..."
 
 "US man's face torn off by chimps during birthday visit to simian ..."

Chip Chanko

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Re: Want to touch my monkey?
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2005, 06:10:00 pm »
"He saw what was happening and had one kind of weapon with him and then got another he felt would be more substantial and shot them," Martarano said. "He pretty much saved a life."
 
 "St. James Davis had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His testicles and a foot also were severed, Kern County Sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian.

Celeste

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Re: Want to touch my monkey?
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2005, 06:12:00 pm »
"'Everybody was trying to get the chimp(s) off,' said Kern County sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander."

walkonby

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Re: Want to touch my monkey?
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2005, 06:18:00 pm »
my favourite is:
 
 animals are treated like toys of the hitlerish human population and put in the mental prison cells called our entertainment, and we can't figure out why they don't like us.