believe that just because they can disobey pedestrian go/stop signals at night when there is less traffic, that the same rules apply during the day, when it's like a game of frogger.
ride bikes in the streets, not knowing/caring that the same rules for cars apply to their "i have too many dui(s) on my record for a car" asses.
think that the pea coat is the only fucking winter jacket in existance.
thinking that being draped over like a fucking homeless looking slob on your bar stool, ready to have your liver checked into rehab, is really not cool . . . unless you're at a adams morgan/georgetown bar where people think it's indie cool to tell people that they can't wear ball caps EVER DUDE . . . but would slap you silly if you dare tried to tell them that emo star tattoos were not allowed.