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Re: The ideal man...
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2003, 03:58:00 pm »
I have never:
 
 1. smoked a (tobacco) cigarette
 2. drank a cup of coffee
 3. had cable tv
 4.  owned a cell phone

Celeste

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Re: The ideal man...
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2003, 04:02:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  The ideal man has the brains of:
 
 someone both book smart and with common sense
 
 The ideal man has the face of:
 
 someone who brings a smile to the face of a small child
 
 The ideal man has the body of:
 
 someone who who consumes food and drink in sensible, moderate, healty quantities
 
 The ideal man has the personality of:
 
 someone is is positive without being phony
 
 The ideal man has the fashion sense of:
 
 someone who looks like they don't care too much about fashion, without looking like a total slob
you just described santa

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Re: The ideal man...
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2003, 04:03:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Celeste:
   
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  The ideal man has the brains of:
 
 someone both book smart and with common sense
 
 The ideal man has the face of:
 
 someone who brings a smile to the face of a small child
 
 The ideal man has the body of:
 
 someone who who consumes food and drink in sensible, moderate, healty quantities
 
 The ideal man has the personality of:
 
 someone is is positive without being phony
 
 The ideal man has the fashion sense of:
 
 someone who looks like they don't care too much about fashion, without looking like a total slob
you just described santa [/b]
Rhett's hoping Santa comes down his chimney.....

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Re: The ideal man...
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2003, 04:05:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  The ideal man has the face of:
 
 someone who brings a smile to the face of a small child
 
<img src="http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/music/michael-jackson/michael-jackson-mugshot.jpg" alt=" - " /> ???

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Re: The ideal man...
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2003, 04:05:00 pm »
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   
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Originally posted by mark e smith:
  never thought I would like to have sex with another man, until I met Jadetree
 
The wording of that statement is somewhat ambiguous. [/b]
Is that better?

markie

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Re: The ideal man...
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2003, 04:06:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Celeste:
  someone who who consumes food and drink in sensible, moderate, healty quantities
 
you just described santa [/QB][/QUOTE]
 
 
 I thought Santa went a bit too heavy on the mince pies and sweet sherry?

ggw

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Re: The ideal man...
« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2003, 04:07:00 pm »
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Originally posted by mark e smith:
   
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Originally posted by mark e smith:
  never thought I would like to have sex with another man, until I met Jadetree
 
Is that better? [/b]
Thank you for clarifying.

Celeste

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Re: The ideal man...
« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2003, 04:14:00 pm »
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Originally posted by mark e smith:
 
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 I thought Santa went a bit too heavy on the mince pies and sweet sherry? [/b]
it's all relative

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Re: The ideal man...
« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2003, 04:17:00 pm »
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Originally posted by mark e smith:
  [/qb]
I lost my virginity a few days after turning 16.
 What was his name?
 
 never been to a football (soccer) game.
 Living in the midlands I can see why.
 
 never thought I would like to have sex with another man.
 That's not what Rhett said.
 
 never liked to follow conventions.
 You mean like a bankers convention?
  [/QB][/QUOTE]

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Re: The ideal man...
« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2003, 04:20:00 pm »
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Originally posted by mankie:
  never thought I would like to have sex with another man.
 That's not what Rhett said.
 
 
 
[/QB][/QUOTE]
 
 He would probably say anything to get you to bend over.

mankie

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Re: The ideal man...
« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2003, 04:24:00 pm »
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Originally posted by mark e smith:
   
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Originally posted by mankie:
  never thought I would like to have sex with another man.
 That's not what Rhett said.
 
 
 
[/b]
He would probably say anything to get you to bend over. [/QB][/QUOTE]
 
 You know all he would have to say to me is, "bend over like Beckham"  :D

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Re: The ideal man...
« Reply #41 on: December 08, 2003, 06:45:00 pm »
looks like i have to make a FEW changes.....

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Re: The ideal man...
« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2003, 11:29:00 am »
The ideal man has the brains of:  Arnaud De Borchgrave
 
 The ideal man has the face of:  Humphrey Bogart
 
 The ideal man has the body of:  Rupert (CBS Survivor)
 
 The ideal man has the personality of:  Tom Wolfe
 
 The ideal man has the fashion sense of:  Michael Moore

mankie

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Re: The ideal man...
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2003, 12:07:00 pm »
The ideal man has the brains of:
 Larry Flynt
 
 The ideal man has the face of:
 Death
 
 The ideal man has the body of:
 An Olympic swimmer
 
 The ideal man has the personality of:
 Mike Myers
 
 The ideal man has the fashion sense of:
 David Bowie