that's why you have big name acts fight it out, to a gwar like death. can you imagine ani d. vs. tori a.? they can use their own sound people, their own everything people to blame, and the club can space it out over a week or two, and charge what you want depending on who is battling that night, or have lotteries, or like in monty p.'s holy grail. "what . . . is your favorite colour?"