HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE DEALING WITH A HIPPIE:
- the are "Loathe to contribute to our domestic economy, they have long eschewed the acceptable consumerism so vital for our engines of growth despite the diversity of affordable products available to every citizen. They avoided the raw masculinity and progressive politics of the Reagan years."
- consumption of "Oxycotton"
(oxygenated cotton???)- "Possibly due to their immense consumption of psychedelics, they take great pride in showing off their unathletic, unshaven bodies at beaches, camps and even in our village squares."
- "They constantly cruise the internet looking for a thrilling marijuana ?score? and maybe a fluid-drenched intergeneration erotic encounter in some disused graveyard."
- Hippies vs. Hipters: "I have written about the youth trend of ?hipsters? in the past and it?s important to realize that hippies are somewhat different. Hipsters, while also predominantly Caucasian, tend to come from more affluent backgrounds and their sophistication shows. The hipster rebels against wealth and power by slumming in urban, ethnic ghettoes. They use family money to create farcical careers as unpublished authors or fashion designers. They tend to be far more sexual and consequently likelier carriers of herpes and genital warts. Hipsters fetishize clothes above drugs, while for hippies it?s the opposite. There are far more homosexuals in the hipster demographic, for the hippie does not enjoy expensive hair products and tight clothing. Hippies are more often overweight and unappealing physically, as hipsters use more cocaine and cigarettes than their peers and remain lithe and active."
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http://christwire.org/2010/10/why-do-hippies-still-exist-in-america/
