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sweetcell

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May is "National Masturbation Month"
« on: May 20, 2011, 05:54:29 pm »
May is "National Masturbation Month": http://joybehar.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/12/may-is-national-masturbation-month/

WOOHOO!!!  dammit, it's already may 20th.  time to catch up!  BRB...
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Herr Professor Doktor Doom

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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2011, 06:06:39 pm »
Is that what all these Christian folks are referring to with all their "Rapture" talk?
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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2011, 06:09:25 pm »
You know if the head of the IMF had realized this, it would've saved him a whole lot of trouble.
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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2011, 09:28:31 pm »
May is "National Masturbation Month": http://joybehar.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/12/may-is-national-masturbation-month/

WOOHOO!!!  dammit, it's already may 20th.  time to catch up!  BRB...

Link fail. The first two prominent pics are of Joy Behar and Chaz Bono.
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sweetcell

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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2011, 04:09:24 pm »
May is "National Masturbation Month": http://joybehar.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/12/may-is-national-masturbation-month/

WOOHOO!!!  dammit, it's already may 20th.  time to catch up!  BRB...

Link fail. The first two prominent pics are of Joy Behar and Chaz Bono.

well that gets my vote for POTW.
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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2011, 06:43:25 pm »
May is "National Masturbation Month": http://joybehar.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/12/may-is-national-masturbation-month/

WOOHOO!!!  dammit, it's already may 20th.  time to catch up!  BRB...

Link fail. The first two prominent pics are of Joy Behar and Chaz Bono.

With a screen name like yours, you better be careful what you post in here. 

Not a reference to your comment. Just your screen name.   ;)
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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2011, 12:34:59 pm »
Masturbation month is for wankers.....

sweetcell

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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2011, 12:41:33 pm »
agreed.  "masturbation month" seems very self-serving.
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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2011, 02:15:58 pm »
Yeah the whole concept just seems so ejaculatory and covered in sperm.
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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2011, 02:17:44 pm »
You talking about sweetcell?

Yeah the whole concept just seems so ejaculatory and covered in sperm.

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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2011, 03:05:52 pm »
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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2011, 04:19:40 pm »
uh-oh

I thought it was June

sweetcell

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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2011, 04:59:10 pm »
sorry, big guy.  you're going to have to wait another ten and a half months before you can get your wank on.
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Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2011, 05:10:19 pm »
There ain't a calendar alive that can dictate when I give myself a round of applause.
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