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RatBastard

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2011, 11:56:03 pm »
Thanks everyone.  To answer the tax thing let me try to give the best answer I can.  This is all for federal purposes. States may vary.  All income form games, lotteries, raffles, gambling, etc is considered earned income and must be reported on your 1040.  You can offset wins with losses of the same type (gambling losses can be claimed up to the amount of your winnings).  In most instances, any time you "earn" $600 or more in a tax year (calendar year for most of us) the person/group paying the earnings has to report it to the IRS in addition to you having to claim it.  At a casino the rule is a little different.  They have to report any win that has a pay out of 300:1 or higher.  My $12,900 win was actually a main bet of $50 that paid 200:1, and two side bet that paid $10 @ 40:1 and $1 @ 2500:1.  They only win that the casino has to report (and they gave me a 1099/W2/G for ) is the $2500.  Sooooo, it is on my honesty as a law abiding citizen to report the other $10,400 when i do my taxes.

The casino did NOT reduce my winnings at all in either case.  The first time (at the slot machine) I got 100 $100 bills.  Thursday they slid me 500 purple chips ($500 each) and 4 black chips ($100 each).  I gave the four black chips to the dealer and the other three people who were playing at the same table with me at the time.
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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2011, 01:01:59 pm »
i knew someone who used to go to ac occaisionally.  anytime he won big he would get a check, put it in a envolope, address it to himself and put it in a mailbox.

Thousand Made-Up Loves

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2011, 01:49:15 pm »
i knew someone who used to go to ac occaisionally.  anytime he won big he would get a check, put it in a envolope, address it to himself and put it in a mailbox.

I'm assuming he did that so he wouldn't get jacked in the parking lot? Sorry if it is a dumb question but I am not a gambler.

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2011, 02:08:09 pm »
i think it was more likely to ensure that he kept part of his winnings.  casinos are full of stories of people who win a big jackpot and proceed to give it all back to the house by gambling with the winnings.  people often feel like it's "free money" so they don't worry about squandering it while they're on a gambler's high.  mailing that check ensures that you don't wake up the next morning as un-rich as you were when it all started.
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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2011, 02:14:05 pm »
no . . . it's so they don't get all jacked up and shit.  never trust anybody in those places.  kids, old ladies, hot chicks you wanna impress.  never, trust, anybody.  the end.

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2011, 03:25:33 pm »
I haven't been to AC in years.  Last time I went I kept to a budget so I broke even.  My friend won some extra and we gorged on buffett  ;D

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2011, 03:57:00 pm »
thats nice to read man..well done.

AC is so guido low class though..i'll be glad if i never return

maybe improved since no smokin

last time was up there was 2006 for stones...
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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2011, 05:18:22 pm »
I like the Borgata. Only go there when there is a show I want to see there. I am in the black there. I also go to Tahoe every winter. I am way in the red at the Bilty and the Nugget.

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2011, 11:03:03 pm »
yes, mailing the winnings means not gambling it away.

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2011, 05:33:24 pm »
How come no one ever talks about how they blew 40k gambling over the weekend?

I am going to Atlantic City next month for a two night bachelor party.  I have made it my whole life without going to AC.  Everyone has said its a dump.

Any suggestions on cool things to do?  I don't gamble as I dont' like to throw my money away.  I spent a week in Las Vegas and gambled a whole 10 dollars.   

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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2011, 05:36:59 pm »
How come no one ever talks about how they blew 40k gambling over the weekend?

uh... because no one here has ever gambled away $40k in one weekend?

(except maybe seth)
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Re: Sometimes stuff just works out right...
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2011, 06:42:14 pm »
Atomicfront,

Gambling and whores are the only reason to go to AC.