can we start a new genre called boobgaze?
a derivative of shoegaze, it consists of the band holding a single chord while they gawk at the tittehs of the ladies in the front row. a "song" (aka a single-note fuzzed out drone) seemingly goes on forever, or until the ladies get bored and leave - at which point the band snaps out of it and turns into a zeppelin/clapton cover band.
amirite?