but you like baseball . . . disqualified.
The word on the streets is that he catches but does not pitch.
I've never met an only child that wasn't screwed up. You may not like your siblings, but you have to have at least one to occasionally lean on. Like Mick and Keith. Or Slash and Axl.
This isn't birth order but supposedly the most-well adjusted people are men who have only older sister(s.)
Brian