The Great Headline thread

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

These are not the dirt worms you are looking for.

that's the second star wars ref in just a few parsecs, has someone taken over the Julian account, this just does not pass the sniff test

Honestly, I meant it to be a Dune reference.

[kosmo vinyl]

McDonald’s AI Hiring Bot Exposed Millions of Applicants’ Data to Hackers Who Tried the Password ‘123456’

[hutch]

McDonald’s AI Hiring Bot Exposed Millions of Applicants’ Data to Hackers Who Tried the Password ‘123456’

It’s expensive being poor…

[kosmo vinyl]

Police investigate after man seen masturbating in Tesla

[kosmo vinyl]

Florida Keys man marks birthday by doing meth, stealing Conch Train and picking up riders, cops say

[kosmo vinyl]

Vaginal weightlifter sex coach charged with assaulting census taker who knocked at door

[kosmo vinyl]

UK households told to leave loft hatch open for the next seven days

[Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

When I first read that I thought it said love hatch

[Justin Tonation]

Tricycle strapped to roof of car, bow and arrow, medieval weapon lead to man’s arrest near US Capitol

[Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I feel like that headline needs some editing

[kosmo vinyl]

[kosmo vinyl]

This might be peak headline

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

This might be peak headline

If the headline cut off after “turns out to be a . . . “ and you gave me ten million guesses as to the end of the sentence, I never even would’ve gotten close.

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Also, and this is really a JA topic, people who conflate “a duvet cover” with “a duvet” are showing their ass.

[Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Pastor and wife charged with $1m fraud after ‘God told him’ to sell crypto to his flock and spent it on vacations