So I took an Aussie to a hitty-runny game last night.
The vendors were cruising by our seats with all kinds of goodies that she was inspecting.
So this not so mans-man looking guy walked by selling cotton candy. My friend in her Australian accent yells - "Could I get a Fairy Floss please?"
Everybody within a 5 row radius turns back and looks at her. The vendor turns bright red. She's mortified.
I said "What did you just say to that guy?"
And she said, "I wanted to buy some of his Fairy Floss."
"Do you mean Cotton Candy?" I asked.
She starts laughing "Cotton Candy, that's a ridiculous name"
And I said, "You just asked a gay guy if you could buy his fairy floss, and you think we have a ridiculous name for cotton candy?"
Needless to say, we bought some "Fairy Floss", tipped the guy heavily, and I couldn't stop laughing about Fairy Floss all night.
