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Frank Gallagher

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HA HA HAHAHAHA HA HA!!!!
« on: May 24, 2005, 08:58:00 am »
Oh Lord save us and preserve us, what a pair of dorks........  :D    :D    :D  
 
 Two hurt in mock light sabre duel  
 
 Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.
 A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it.
 
 The pair were rushed to hospital after one of the devices exploded in woodland at Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire.
 
 A third person present at the incident had been questioned, police said.
 
 Videotape found
 
 A videotape was found nearby by police called to the scene on Sunday.
 
 A police spokeswoman said the pair were taken to West Herts Hospital before being transferred to the specialist burns unit at Broomfield Hospital, Chelmsford, in Essex.
 
 They are both said to be in a critical condition.
 
 She said the 17-year-old girl and a 20-year-old man from Hemel Hempstead suffered serious injuries.
 
 She added: "At this stage we are unable to confirm the exact circumstances, but glass tubes and traces of accelerant (flammable substance) were found at the scene."
 
 The final film in the Star Wars series, Revenge Of The Sith, arrived at UK cinemas last week.
 
 One of the crucial scenes features a light sabre battle between Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi and Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker.

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Re: HA HA HAHAHAHA HA HA!!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2005, 09:14:00 am »
And people doubt survival of the fittest...

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Re: HA HA HAHAHAHA HA HA!!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2005, 10:00:00 am »
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
  And people doubt survival of the fittest...
...or question why some species eat their young.

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Re: HA HA HAHAHAHA HA HA!!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2005, 10:05:00 am »
i went to see star wars on sat afternoon in merryfield VA. (long story short...never been there but bought tix because the theater had a digital projector...ended up being a shithole) anyway, they started us out in a single-file line but, about 10 minutes before letting everyone in to the theater, they corraled everyone into a big group. what a disaster?!?  basically, people who had been standing in line for over an hour were even with those who just arrived.
 
 in the midst of the chaos, these two portly middle-aged men...one with white hair (probably mid-50s) and the other about 40-ish with kids....started to push each other and get mouthy. problem was they were both complete nerds so it never got really good. the one geek threatened to call 911 on the other geek. finally, i turned and made fun of them both...for christsakes people, it's a frickin' movie...can't we all be adults?? what was the point of calling 911 anyway...a punch hadn't even been thrown. in fact, the wife of one of the guys ditched him because she was so embarrased. i was waiting for them to pull out their plastic light sabers and go at it.