from the latest Onion:
The Onion: Why should anyone buy your record?
Marcus Congleton (vocals/guitars): Because every sixth copy of LP has a tab of acid in it.
O: Do you think your record will help people?
MC: Every sixth one will.
O: Do you think your record could save lives?
Matt Dublin (bass): Socially? Yes. Living-wise? Possibly, if this is the only album available at the time and the authorities haven't arrived yet.
O: Is this record your ticket to heaven?
MD: Don't lay your trip on me, Onion. We're not falling for your little games.
Answers submitted via e-mail. Ambulance Ltd.'s newest album is titled LP.
