The Check-Shirt Rule.

Like a stereotypical Arab wearing a towel on head, or a Indian (and by Indian I mean Indian and not  Indian) wearing a Sari, Americans seem to wear a lot of check shirts.
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 How many check-shirts do you own?  Complete the following sentence:
 
 
 People who own & wear lots of check shirts are...{your reply here}

[Jaguär]

Um, maybe one that I've owned for years and years. But I think of it as madras because that's what the pattern on this one is called, not checked. I don't like plaid clothing and I just don't like checks on me.

I though a madras was where innocent little Moslems get brainwashed into being big bad terrorists?

[Venerable Bede]

as david spade said in pcu:  "madras ties. . .sweet!"

[godsshoeshine]

i wear many check shirts. have one on right now. however, they all came from my 87 year-old grandfather. took an italian 86 years to grow a gut. funny, but i get all of his shirts that don't fit. even cheaper than the thrift store