I also don't have four others, but I've listened to "California Girls" by the Magnetic Fields five times today already ... such an ear-worm
my favorite verse:
They ain't broke, so they put on airs,
the faux folks sans derrieres
They breathe coke and have affairs
with each passing rock star
They come on like squares
then get off like squirrels
I hate California girls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2EQxrGU7Yc EDIT -- by the way, the rhyming scheme (ab/ab/ab) for the first three lines of that verse is great, it's too bad he got a little sloppy after that