Too funny not to post

[sonickteam2]

I got a real kick out of this....
 
  Drunk Man goes to Wrong House
 
 Drunken man goes home to wrong house in Gaithersburg
 The Associated Press
 10:03 AM EDT, October 9, 2008
 
 A Gaithersburg couple recently found a surprise in their bed -- a drunken stranger.
 
 The Washington Post reported Bob and Joanne Breiner returned home with their son Sept. 27 after dinner at a Chinese buffet. Bob Breiner went upstairs and found the man sound asleep in the couple's bed, his pants and shoes on the floor.
 
 The Breiners called the police. When officers woke the man, he asked them what they were doing in his house.
 
 Police say the man had been drinking and accidentally went to the wrong house. He lives eight miles away in Damascus.
 
 
 The man apologized profusely and complimented the Breiners on their comfortable bed.
 
 The Breiners' son had apparently left the door unlocked. The couple didn't press charges. Instead, they gave him some food to take home.

[nkotb]

Eight miles!?!?!  I was expecting next door!

[chaz]

Once in highschool my girlfriend was house sitting for a neighbor and we were using the place as our loveshack while they were gone.  One night I was supposed to meet her there..she had said to just let myself in the back door.  I let myself in, not sure if she was there or not yet.  I was creeping around the house and went into a bedroom to see if she was in there.  I cracked the door and heard a woman's voice really frightfullly say "i think there's someone here!!".  Then some dude yells out "who's there?"....and I just bolted out the house and ran far and fast to a friends house.
 
 It turns out it was the family's college aged son and his gf crashing there - I don't think they were supposed to be there either, hence no call to the cops or it ever coming back on my girlfriend.
 
 Anyway, that story just made me think of it...

[thirsty moore]

DAWG!
 
 

Originally posted by chaz:
  she had said to just let myself in the back door.  I let myself in