OK pal, let me spell it out for ya. I'm super duper hip. I'm so hip I got a hip replacement because I was to hippy. That hipster handbook, well it's all about me and my hipness. I don't just follow, I follow the lastest and most vapid of youth trends that you'll totaly recognize me at you kid's softball game with my vespa that I welded to a Harly and coverd in sunglasses as totem to my everexpanding power of hipness. So, my point is that uh.. I realy have nothing to say. Hi.