Thought some of you might find this useful to cut 'n' paste next time you find yourself victim of chain letter spam
-----Message d'origine-----
De : []
Envoyé : Wednesday, July 16, 2003 3:15 PM
Ã? : 'Charles'
Objet : Chain letters!
Hello,
my name is Jack/Jill and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50
billion fu**ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a
breast on
her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed
before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are you?
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by a model (OR COLIN FARRELL) I just happen to run into the next
day!" What a pile of s**t.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns sodomize me in my sleep for not
continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought
to this country by midget pilgrims on the g*ddamned Mayflower. F**k
them. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow
receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I
don't give a rat's a*s.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your
own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's
threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life,
delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't p**s people off by making
them feel
guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the
a*s of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5
cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice f**king day.
