Happy Holiday's with Team Dupek

Won't someone please buy Team Dupek one of these playsets?
 
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[markie]

Hello, Mrs. White Person! Please put your suitcase on the scanner! You are going to a tropical island? That sounds like so much fun, Mrs. White Person! Have a nice flight! Maybe you can bring me back a pet wombat!
 
 Hello, Mr. Brown Person! Iâ??m afraid you are on a watch list. That is because you are a bad person, Mr. Brown Person. Please come in the back room with me while I put on these tiny rubber gloves. No, your lawyer cannot help you.
 
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[Frank Gallagher]

Hello Mr. airline pilot, what colour skin did the bad person who slashed your throat, and that of your very nice air-hostess then flew your plane into the buildings in New York and the big building with 5 sides.
 
 Hello Mr. Train driver in Madrid, what colour skin did the bad person have who put those nasty bombs on your planes and murdered all those people?
 
 Hello Mr. London Underground driver, what colour skin did those bad men have who blew up your train and murdered all those innocent people?
 
 Hello Mr. London Bus driver, what colour skin did the nasty man who blew up your bus have?
 
 Hello Mr. Bali Hotel manager, what colour skin did those people have who blew up your lovely holiday resort...twice?
 
 Hello, Mr or Ms. Airport security personnell....thank you for doing your job.

[Sir HC]

No full body cavity search capability?