George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that oil companies, SUV owners, and the Christian Coalition could steal from Michael Moore
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Chuck E. Cheese, Tikrit
Insisting that "the walking rat [mouse] is too damn scary," diners complain that "this isn't fun, it's chaos," "even for Arabs, " in addition to which, "the fountain sodas are syrupy." Supporters praise a pizza pie that's "every bit as good as keftah" "without the noxious late-night gas." -----
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