RE: SACRIFORCE, SACCHARINE

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

I demand you two have some sort of "crappy DJ dance night battle" and the loser isn't allowed to post announcements about their events anymore. The winner, of course, can go on posting weekly about events none of us ever would consider attending.
 
 Kosmo, Seth - can they use the club for the contest? Thanks.

[vansmack]

This isn't even close.  DJ Strange with a knockout in the first round.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Can't we just have another thread featuring Mankie complaining about paying $40 to see Fatboy Slim spin records?

[HoyaSaxa03]

most definitely ... and there are some of us who actually enjoy medusa/strange's events =)

[ggw]

Originally posted by vansmack:
  This isn't even close.  DJ Strange with a knockout in the first round.

I agree.  With that freaky mutant two-thumbed hand, Sacriforce has no meat behind his punch.

[vansmack]

I can see it now, Sacriforce throws the aforementioned Mutant hand up in the air, que's the Limp Bizkit and screams into the mic "Let's do it for the nookie!"
 
 The crowd stands around and looks at each other.
 
 DJ Strange scratches the album.....silence.
 
 "When I say dance, you best dance mothafucka!" ques the Femmes, and just like that Sacriforce falls to the canvas with a thud.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by vansmack:
  The crowd stands around and looks at each other.
 

If by "crowd" you mean "all four people who showed" then yeah.

[Medusa]

Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
  I demand you two have some sort of "crappy DJ dance night battle" and the loser isn't allowed to post announcements about their events anymore. The winner, of course, can go on posting weekly about events none of us ever would consider attending.

I demand that you say this in person to directly to either DJ Strange and myself.
 
 Then we'll see what happens!
 
 Hell, it could be the promotional gig we're looking for.
 
 After all, after someone threw the SLUT word around here we turned it into a night.
 
 P.S.  Have you ever attended one of our nights, Julian?  You've never said hello.  Funny that.  :p
 
 Cheers
 
 DJ Medusa.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by Medusa:
  P.S.  Have you ever attended one of our nights, Julian?  You've never said hello.  Funny that.  

[Medusa]

Then you should be there tonight!  :cool:
 
 Cheers
 
 DJ Medusa.

[DJStrange]

Hey Julian, how about showing up this friday for a little death rock/dark electro/goth. Perhaps Wumpscut, Die in Winter?
 
 Cheers,
 DJ Strange
 
 It's been one of those years. It will be good to break out a little stomping music.  

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by DJ Strange:
  Hey Julian, how about showing up this friday for a little death rock/dark electro/goth.

While I appreciate the invitation, I think I'll probably have to pass this time.