Lauren and Andy's smashing 24th and 35th birthdays respectively party!#$%
Host: Lauren and Andy
Location: House of Wh0rers
3556 13th St. NW, Washington, DC 20010 US
When: Friday, August 17, 8:30PM
Andy and I are having fuckin' birthdays. Yeah, again. Come get some.
Past birthday highlights include, but are not limited to:
-Fistfights.
-Cops who want to party with us after their shifts end.
-A beautiful drama of sex and bacon.
-Drunken karaoke and a stranger who was singing way too earnestly to be one of our friends, as we all looked at eachother like, 'I dunno her, do YOU know her? wtf??'
-A showdown at dawn involving Br0d, a drunken homeless guy and a spontaneous rap battle. Will there be a rematch? It is a mystery.
As always, drinks and food and all that shit are muchmuchmuch appreciated! We are ttly metro accessible and there will be an awesome karaoke machine [right, Miss Angel?!]
If you're still reading [and judging by my own attention span, you're not] there will also be a one-hour concert by the fucking fabulous Brian Vander Ark. Which hahs been my dream for ten years so stfu. You're welcome to skip this portion of the evening [9:30 - 10:30] and just show up for the insanity to follow, but you shouldn't because he's hot and tall and sings like a god.
And for FUCK'S sake, plz RSVP!?!?!
http://www.evite.com/pages/invite/viewInvite.jsp?inviteId=AQDTYIELDIELZZLOVDKW&li=iq&src=email&trk=aer6
