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Baltimore is America's Fittest City!!!!
« on: January 06, 2006, 12:15:00 pm »
HAHAHA!!!
 
  Believe it!!!!
 
 Believe It: Baltimore Named America's Fittest City
 Friday, January 06, 2006
 The Associated Press
 
 BALTIMORE (AP) - When an annual survey named Baltimore the fittest city in America, many Charm City residents had the same response: You gotta be kidding.
 
 Sure, people here are known for eating lots of seafood, but are crab cakes and deep-fried lake trout the staples of a healthy diet?
 
 "I think it's probably the most mis-fit city in America," said Charisse Bailey as she dug into a typical Baltimore lunch: fried red snapper on thick white bread, with a side of french fries and a beer.
 
 The city's skyline is dotted with neon signs advertising Domino sugar, Utz potato chips and National Bohemian beer. And while many neighborhoods, such as Fells Point and Federal Hill, have been transformed by an influx of young professionals, a Friday night visit to either reveals a culture that revolves around drinking and greasy food.
 
 Nevertheless, Men's Fitness magazine placed Baltimore at the top of its annual list of cities where fitness is king, ahead of Honolulu (No. 2 for the second consecutive year), San Francisco (No. 7) and last year's winner, Seattle (No. 8).
 
 The fattest city in America for 2006 is Chicago, taking over the dubious honor from Houston.
 
 Last year, Baltimore was closer to Houston than it was to Honolulu, checking in as the 25th-fattest city in the Men's Fitness tally.
 
 How could such a turnaround be possible in the span of a year? Men's Fitness editor Neal Boulton is quick to point out that the survey is far from scientific, and he says it took additional factors into account this year that worked in Baltimore's favor.
 
 Among them: the amount of public park space, access to health care, air quality, the relatively small number of fast-food restaurants and the leadership of Mayor Martin O'Malley. Boulton says Baltimore has become safer, more prosperous and more conducive to fitness.
 
 "Baltimore is a paragon of urban renewal. That's why it's the fittest city, that's why it's the comeback city," he said.
 
 Boulton says he also reduced the importance of climate in the survey, which is one reason Baltimore squeaked ahead of Honolulu.
 
 Rival magazine Men's Health had a different take on Baltimore. In its current issue, the magazine ranks Baltimore 93rd on its list of the "100 Best Cities for Men," with grades of "F" in health and quality of life and "C+" in fitness. San Francisco tops the Men's Health survey, and Honolulu is No. 2.
 
 Baltimore residents seemingly would have had an easier time believing the Men's Health ranking. When told of the Men's Fitness honor, they invariably reacted with shock, bewilderment or outright laughter.
 
 "Baltimore lives on junk food. That's why we're all standing here," said electrician Mark Smith as he surveyed the scene at Lexington Market. The popular downtown lunch spot has dozens of kiosks selling fried chicken and cheap Chinese food.
 
 "I've been eating here for 21 years," Smith said. "I walk around and think, 'What's the lesser of the evils?"'
 
 While the city has seen significant reductions in violent crime, large sections remain plagued by poverty and drugs, and residents of less prosperous neighborhoods often have to depend on convenience stores and takeout food for sustenance.
 
 "We don't eat well at all," said Tremonteria Morgan, a vegetarian. "We eat a lot of fried foods - fried chicken and soul food. For myself, I have to search high and low for a health food place. We have a lot of obesity here in our city."
 
 The mayor looked on the bright side, attributing Baltimore's increasing fitness to its economic revival and the end of its precipitous population drop.
 
 "You see some neighborhoods starting to grow again, and attracting younger people. With those younger people coming, there's a number of gyms now," O'Malley said. "In every growing neighborhood, you look for two leading signs - one is a gym and the other is a Starbucks."

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Re: Baltimore is America's Fittest City!!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2006, 12:17:00 pm »
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Re: Baltimore is America's Fittest City!!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2006, 12:18:00 pm »
is that because they are so busy running away from.. oh never mind...
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Re: Baltimore is America's Fittest City!!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2006, 12:20:00 pm »
Well, heroin does tend to keep you lean....

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Re: Baltimore is America's Fittest City!!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2006, 12:23:00 pm »
I was born and raised in Baltimore, lived in San Francisco for a while, and have been in DC for a couple years.
 
 San Francisco is 20x healthier and "more fit" than the other two cities.
 
 I love Baltimore, but I'm not so sure about the validity of this...

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Re: Baltimore is America's Fittest City!!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2006, 01:41:00 pm »
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Originally posted by JohnnyBaconbitz:
 
 I love Baltimore, but I'm not so sure about the validity of this...
I'm sure -- this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

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sonickteam2

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Re: Baltimore is America's Fittest City!!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2006, 01:58:00 pm »
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Well, heroin does tend to keep you lean....
no no no
 
 those are Vitamin B-12 shots!!!!!

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Re: Baltimore is America's Fittest City!!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2006, 02:00:00 pm »
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  Baltimore also has the highest rate for gonorrhea!
thats a chart from 1999!!! surely most of those people are dead by now!
 
 and in 2000, they had already slipped to 3rd!
 
  http://www.cdc.gov/std/Media/2002ConfTableGon.htm

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Re: Baltimore is America's Fittest City!!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2006, 02:16:00 pm »
Whoops... my bad... I blame non-thorough Googling...
 
 Richmond's at the top now.  Definitely a place to wear a body condom before shagging toothless crack ho's...
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Re: Baltimore is America's Fittest City!!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2006, 04:30:00 pm »
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  Baltimore also has the highest rate for gonorrhea!
Maybe it's all of the unprotected sex that's keeping us fit and trim.

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Re: Baltimore is America's Fittest City!!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2006, 04:58:00 pm »
Maybe they're all getting aides...
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Re: Baltimore is America's Fittest City!!!!
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2006, 12:48:00 am »
if by fit they mean bursting with STD pus and ooze, then probably

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Re: Baltimore is America's Fittest City!!!!
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2006, 12:32:00 pm »
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Originally posted by _Sexy Fitsum_:
  if by fit they mean bursting with STD pus and ooze, then probably
Ha! pretty good one.   ok, not really.

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Re: Baltimore is America's Fittest City!!!!
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2006, 01:00:00 pm »
honofuckinglulu!!! Are they taking the piss? When I was there I was gobsmacked at how many extremely obese people there were....the natives that is. Is it hardly surprising though with a diet of macadamia nuts as your staple. I was disapointed actually, because I was hoping for these gorgeous local girls with grass skirts welcoming me with lays(sp?) like in the Elvis movie, but the only cuties were the Japanese tourists. (Which wasn't too shabby I might add)