Isn't there a song called "How do you spell love"?
Yeah: "M-O-N-E-Y" (originally a 1960s R&B single, Fab T-birds covered it)
B-A-B-Y (another 1960s R&B single, Rachel Sweet covered it)
S-P-A-M-P-I-N-A-T-O (NRBQ, teaching us how to spell their bass player's name)