Author Topic: Ah, ain't she special  (Read 2111 times)

SPARX

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Ah, ain't she special
« on: August 07, 2003, 05:29:00 pm »
This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little
 >girl and some construction workers.
 >This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there
 >is hope for the human race. A young family moved into a house next door
 >to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building
 >a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter
 >naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and
 >started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the
 >construction crew, all of gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as
 >a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them
 >while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do
 >here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week
 >they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar. The
 >little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate
 >words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had
 >received to the bank to start a savings account. When they got to the
 >bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little
 >girl how she had come by her very own pay cheque such a young age. The
 >little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew building
 >a house." "My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be
 >working on the house again this week, too?" The little girl replied, "I
 >will if those useless sons-a-bitches at Home Depot ever bring us any
 >fucking drywall that's worth a shit!"

mankie

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Re: Ah, ain't she special
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2003, 06:00:00 pm »
I know how she feels, I've had nightmares with the morons at Home Depot.

Jaguär

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Re: Ah, ain't she special
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2003, 01:25:00 am »
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Originally posted by mankie:
  I know how she feels, I've had nightmares with the morons at Home Depot.
Yes, I guess so as I've heard that Home Depots in Manchester are the new meet market for the Gay set.
 
 (GGW now packs his carpenter's belt and books a ticket for the next flight to MCR.)

Yank

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Re: Ah, ain't she special
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2003, 02:16:00 am »
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
   
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Originally posted by mankie:
  I know how she feels, I've had nightmares with the morons at Home Depot.
Yes, I guess so as I've heard that Home Depots in Manchester are the new meet market for the Gay set.
 
 (GGW now packs his carpenter's belt and books a ticket for the next flight to MCR.) [/b]
Actually, Old Trafford is where all the Gays in Manchester hang-out....literally!

mankie

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Re: Ah, ain't she special
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2003, 08:36:00 am »
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 Actually, Old Trafford is where all the Gays in Manchester hang-out....literally!
 
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Jealousy is a terrible, terrible thing...why are you so jealous of cricket players yank?

Yank

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Re: Ah, ain't she special
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2003, 11:17:00 am »
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Originally posted by Yank:
 
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 Actually, Old Trafford is where all the Gays in Manchester hang-out....literally!
 
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Jealousy is a terrible, terrible thing...why are you so jealous of cricket players yank? [/b]
You know what "Old Trafford I'm talking about!
 
 http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/town/park/yfh45/manu.htm
 
 67,721 homos can't be wrong....or can they?

mankie

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Re: Ah, ain't she special
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2003, 11:25:00 am »
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Originally posted by Yank:
   
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Originally posted by mankie:
   
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Originally posted by Yank:
 
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 Actually, Old Trafford is where all the Gays in Manchester hang-out....literally!
 
 [/b]
Jealousy is a terrible, terrible thing...why are you so jealous of cricket players yank? [/b]
You know what "Old Trafford I'm talking about!
 
  http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/town/park/yfh45/manu.htm
 
 67,721 homos can't be wrong....or can they? [/b]
I didn't realize you're a homophobe yank.

mankie

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Re: Ah, ain't she special
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2003, 11:38:00 am »
Take me home, United road
 Take to the place, I belong
 To Old Trafford, to see United
 Take me home, United road
 
 If you want to go to heaven when you die
 You must keep the red flag flying high
 You must wear a bonnet, with the FUCKING SCOUSERS on it
 If you want to go to heaven when you die

Yank

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Re: Ah, ain't she special
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2003, 12:55:00 pm »
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Originally posted by mankie:
  Take me home, United road
 Take to the place, I belong
 To Old Trafford, to see United
 Take me home, United road
 
 If you want to go to heaven when you die
 You must keep the red flag flying high
 You must wear a bonnet, with the FUCKING SCOUSERS on it
 If you want to go to heaven when you die
Is this sung to the tune of "Take Me Home, Country Road" by John Denver?  You Mancunians are all class.  Lower class, that is.

mankie

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Re: Ah, ain't she special
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2003, 01:10:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Yank:
   
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Originally posted by mankie:
  Take me home, United road
 Take to the place, I belong
 To Old Trafford, to see United
 Take me home, United road
 
 If you want to go to heaven when you die
 You must keep the red flag flying high
 You must wear a bonnet, with the FUCKING SCOUSERS on it
 If you want to go to heaven when you die
Is this sung to the tune of "Take Me Home, Country Road" by John Denver?  You Mancunians are all class.  Lower class, that is. [/b]
Hey, it's no worse than the Gerry and the Pacemakers crap your lot sing!
 
 There is another one we sing about our beloved neighbours from merseyside, but I'd better not put it on the most pc board in cyber-space.
 
 So...have you watched any of the Royle Family videos yet?

Yank

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Re: Ah, ain't she special
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2003, 02:55:00 pm »
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Originally posted by mankie:
   
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Originally posted by Yank:
   
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Originally posted by mankie:
  Take me home, United road
 Take to the place, I belong
 To Old Trafford, to see United
 Take me home, United road
 
 If you want to go to heaven when you die
 You must keep the red flag flying high
 You must wear a bonnet, with the FUCKING SCOUSERS on it
 If you want to go to heaven when you die
Is this sung to the tune of "Take Me Home, Country Road" by John Denver?  You Mancunians are all class.  Lower class, that is. [/b]
Hey, it's no worse than the Gerry and the Pacemakers crap your lot sing!
 
 There is another one we sing about our beloved neighbours from merseyside, but I'd better not put it on the most pc board in cyber-space.
 
 So...have you watched any of the Royle Family videos yet? [/b]
I haven't watched any of the videos but I did see I few eposides when I was living in Manchester.  I liked them.  Does the Mankie clan sit around the boobtube?  
 
 Aww, come on, lets have that Merseyside song.  FCUK em if they can't take a joke.

mankie

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Re: Ah, ain't she special
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2003, 03:04:00 pm »
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 I haven't watched any of the videos but I did see I few eposides when I was living in Manchester.  I liked them.  Does the Mankie clan sit around the boobtube?  
 
 Aww, come on, lets have that Merseyside song.  FCUK em if they can't take a joke.
 
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The fact it's a manc family with a scouse dad living in the terraced house watching telly, drinking tea and calling everyone "knobhead" ....just the thought is hilarious...take away dads scouse accent and I might as well be watching home movies.