i need a moderator

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

for my music forum, alt.dc.music who will help keep it lively and interesting... please PM me if interested... thank you.

[Samantha]

Originally posted by Doctor Doom:
  for my music forum, alt.dc.music who will help keep it lively and interesting... please PM me if interested... thank you.

I need a back rub.  can we do business?

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

that seems like a reasonable exchange.  

[Samantha]

ok.  call me on my secret red bat phone.  or something like that.