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 Why not buy it for that Certain Special Someone for the coming Holidays?

[ccfalzon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
 What a modest undertaking by Dr. Frist.
 The title in the original galleys was "How to Succeed In Politics Without Really Trying."
 
 Did anybody else read about the Cervical Cancer vaccine scandal in the Post yesterday that's going on right now? If you didn't, it's a very important read, especially for the ladies on this board. I'm sure that you can all figure out which immoral/elitist side of the fence Frist-y-poo is on for this one.
 
 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/30/AR2005103000747.html

Hey, will someone please click on the moderator whistle.  This thread has denegrated into a debasement of it's original intentions by bringing up a debate on the Genital Wart -vaccine.
 
 I'm pro-wart, BTW.  <img src="http://www.smiliemania.de/smilie.php?smile_ID=1656" alt=" - " />

[edbert]

Don't forget Lewis Scooter Libby's book!
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 sample passage:  She remained still. His face inside her kimono was bathed in her warmth and the moisture of her skinâ?¦Unwilling to show his discomfort, he kissed her softly as he moved that she would think that was his purpose and he felt her body soften, but she remained frozen as she was, her head above him in the air

[ccfalzon]

Anybody who blows the whistle on me for wanting to eradicate genital warts will be exposed in the papers tomorrow morning.
 
 Don't screw with me Ellis. I will blow your cover, ruin your career, and compromise the safety of anyone who calls you a "friend."
 
 SL

[Sir HC]

They are not genital warts but natural French Ticklers.