Metal Council Convenes To Discuss 'Metal Hand Sign' Ab

[grotty]

"We have all heard the reports of people using it to greet their in-laws, or after starting their lawn mowers with a single pull," Butler said. "But recently it was brought to our attention that someone used the gesture in a Texas convenience store after snagging the last box of carrot cakes. This simply won't do."
 
 This man here, who invokes the sign merely to indicate his joy that his microwave popcorn is done: He is not metal," Sixx said. "We have it on good authority that he prefers the music of Tim McGraw and that the magic word of 'Zoso' has never passed his lips."
 
 "If your head is neither banging nor thrashing, you should not be throwing the sign," Butler said. "It's that simple."
 
 Should the abuse continue, Butler said the council "will defer the matter to Satan."
 
 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42365&rss=1

[brennser]

roflmao
 
 "The SMC has experienced deep ideological rifts in the past that have affected its ability to make strong decisions, most notably during the lengthy trial and eventual sentencing of Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich, who was indicted in 2004 on charges of cutting his hair, pussing out on Napster, and contributing to the original motion-picture soundtrack of Mission: Impossible 2."

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[smakawhat]

hell yeah!!
 
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[MindCage]

I bet this had something to do with it!
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