Sainsbury's actually makes a passable Apple pie. I also find the over-reaction to the comments amusing, but what I also find funny is how the "plump" one is treated. Ever notice (and the grammy's is a good example) that she always is strumming a guitar,even when lip synching and no rythm guitar is required, and that they keep getting larger? At the rate she's going, next tour she'll be strumming a piano.