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Re: it's time to play...ASK AN OWNER!!!
« Reply #45 on: April 12, 2002, 04:26:00 pm »
Fer someone with a genius iq you sure don't know how to spell...<P>I confess I don't know who Sparta is. Been too busy with work and chatboards to pay attention to the radio lately.<P>My plan for tonight involves eating a dinner at my girlfriends house, and then going to see "Kissing Jessica Stein" and going home and having sex. My woman took the day off, and she is bitching at me for being at work and asking me "When are you coming over, am I going to have to masturbate again?" What is it with horny women these days? Why can't they just chill out?

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Re: it's time to play...ASK AN OWNER!!!
« Reply #46 on: April 12, 2002, 04:28:00 pm »
Judging by what you said and how antsy your girlfriend is, I bet you don't make it to the movie.<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rhett Miller:<BR><B>My plan for tonight involves eating a dinner at my girlfriends house, and then going to see "Kissing Jessica Stein" and going home and having sex. My woman took the day off, and she is bitching at me for being at work and asking me "When are you coming over, am I going to have to masturbate again?" What is it with horny women these days? Why can't they just chill out?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>

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« Reply #47 on: April 12, 2002, 04:30:00 pm »
Rhett is a sophisticated sex robot, sent into the past to change the future for one lucky lady...<P>Way to go.  Oh, and Sparta isn't on the radio you smartass.  We're just that cool...<p>[This message has been edited by nkotb (edited 04-12-2002).]

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« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2002, 04:34:00 pm »
Cant quite imagine the terminator cutting out his eyeball then sitting back for an hour with a bud lite listening to Willie Nelson.<P>

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« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2002, 04:44:00 pm »
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by nkotb:<BR><B>Rhett is a sophisticated sex robot, sent into the past to change the future for one lucky lady...<P>Way to go.  Oh, and Sparta isn't on the radio you smartass.  We're just that cool...<P>[This message has been edited by nkotb (edited 04-12-2002).]</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Actually if Rhett was a sex robot he wouldn't be<BR> <BR>"eating dinner at his girlfriends house"<P> he'd be <P>"eating dinner from his girlfriends mouse"<P> can I say that?...oops I just did.<P>Let's see, my plans tonight, go home, sleep. Because last night my plans were, go up to new house and paint till 2:00am. If I'd been out at a bar till 2am I'd be fine today...what is it with that?  <P>

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Re: it's time to play...ASK AN OWNER!!!
« Reply #50 on: April 12, 2002, 04:48:00 pm »
Do you think rhett comes with a lot of useless attachments, like overpriced vacuum cleaner and blenders?

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« Reply #51 on: April 12, 2002, 04:50:00 pm »
Man, markie and mankie speaking at last.  This is more touching than the Scorpions doing "Winds of Change" unplugged on top of the Brandenburg Gate.

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« Reply #52 on: April 12, 2002, 04:51:00 pm »
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mankie:<BR><B>Let's see, my plans tonight, go home, sleep. Because last night my plans were, go up to new house and paint till 2:00am. If I'd been out at a bar till 2am I'd be fine today...what is it with that?   <P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Guess you don't party hard.<BR>
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Re: it's time to play...ASK AN OWNER!!!
« Reply #53 on: April 12, 2002, 04:51:00 pm »
[BEING SARCASM]<P>Actually, Markie told me to tell Mankie to shut the fuck up, and then Mankie told me to tell Markie to go to hell.<P>[END SARCASM]

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« Reply #54 on: April 12, 2002, 04:52:00 pm »
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by thirsty moore:<BR><B>Man, markie and mankie speaking at last.  This is more touching than the Scorpions doing "Winds of Change" unplugged on top of the Brandenburg Gate.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Brings a tear to my eye and puts a   on my face. <P>
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« Reply #55 on: April 12, 2002, 04:59:00 pm »
If you tasted how good my girlfriend's cooking is, you'd find it a tough choice between eating at her house and eating out of her mouse. But then again, only I get that choice.

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« Reply #56 on: April 12, 2002, 04:59:00 pm »
I am still feeling sensitive though, so be nice! <P>

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« Reply #57 on: April 12, 2002, 05:00:00 pm »
I bet you don't even make it through dinner.  <P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Veranda">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rhett Miller:<BR><B>If you tasted how good my girlfriend's cooking is, you'd find it a tough choice between eating at her house and eating out of her mouse. But then again, only I get that choice.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>

Re: it's time to play...ASK AN OWNER!!!
« Reply #58 on: April 12, 2002, 05:02:00 pm »
And we will make it to the movie damnit, I am the boss of the family! We're seeing a movie about two girils getting it on that features something about strap-ons, how could I possibly want to miss that?

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« Reply #59 on: April 12, 2002, 05:03:00 pm »
looks like it is Tuna Taco for Rhett tonight?