Keep a garbage can close to puke in it

[yinzer]

http://www.slate.com/id/2141165/?nav=tap3
 
 check out some of these little nuggets.

[Jaguar]

This should help with that nausea. And it was a much, much more interesting story which was over in the side panel.

[HoyaSaxa03]

Originally posted by Jaguar:
  This should help with that nausea. And it was a much, much more interesting story which was over in the side panel.

no mention of gravity bongs?  shameful.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Their eternal love earns the Times' imprimatur, and we get to sit at the computer speculating on their sex lives, sneering at their pretensions, and wondering when they'll get divorced.
 
      Something tells me this article was written by a fat, dumpy, unsuccessful man who can't land a woman.

[yinzer]

i think there are plenty worse gigs than writing for slate and getting paid to make fun of couples who went to (insert ivy league school here) and then went on to study at (insert ivy league law school here) and now work at (insert top 10 NYC law firm here), or some variation of great jobs and pedigrees.  oh, and by the way, their parents have the same elite education and jobs as well.  all of which is great, esp. for them, but those wedding announcements are just a series of pissing contests.  it is hardly about announcing their "perfect" marriages.  in other words, i'll defend the author's right to shit all over these silly and pretentious announcements, and i'm an underwear model in my free time.  no, not really.