When I was a waiter @ Po-Folks I once waited his table. He was very rude and left no tip. He complained to the manager that I brought margarine instead of butter and got me fired, too!
I sat behind him and his family at the movies. They talked all the way through the film, and it was Citizen Kane...totally ruined it for me.
I was in the men's room at national airport taking a shit once, when who sits down in the stall next to mine? Howard. His shit was really stinky and he kept cutting these really rank, wet-buzzsaw farts, too!