Originally posted by pollardteam2:
Yadier may be the slowest position player I have ever seen,
You've never seen Bengie run?
One time, Bengie grounded a chopper to A-Job at third, who caught it running towards first. He looked up, saw Slow Mo moving towards first (I can't even call it running) and put the ball in his glove. It looked for a couple seconds like A-Job was going to race Slow Mo to the bag, but he clutched tiwce and decided to soft toss it to Giambi instead. For the record, A-Job would have beaten him to the bag.
Bengie was pissed and had a few choice words for A-Job, who strolled off. When A-Job came to bat, he had a few more choice words for A-Job, and they started shouting. First pitch? High and tight.
Lesson learned? Don't make fun of the pitch caller.