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mrpee

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I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« on: February 19, 2006, 09:30:00 pm »
He talks funny, he's pretty, he's a goober, he's a cheater and a crybaby and he's skinny! NASCAR has gone to the dogs!

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2006, 09:34:00 pm »
The only cry baby in NASCAR died 5 years ago.  The cheater thats left drives an orange car with a "20" on it.
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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2006, 10:53:00 pm »
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 NASCAR has gone to the dogs!
So? NASCARs fans are all dogs anyway. Go drink until you don't have feelings anymore, your kind is good at that.

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2006, 11:02:00 pm »
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Go drink until you don't have feelings anymore, your kind is good at that.
But that's what hurts! I just feel too much. Too much Jimmie Johnson. Too much Lowe's. Too much...Arctic Monkeys!

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2006, 10:27:00 am »
Nascar sucks. Get a life and stop watching that crap.

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2006, 12:50:00 pm »
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   The cheater thats left drives an orange car with a "20" on it.
And that's why I love him.  Everybody used to drive that way when I grew up watching NASCAR.  TV has made NASCAR soft.  That's why guys like Jimmie Johnson and Jeff Gordon have done so well so fast...
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sonickteam2

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2006, 12:51:00 pm »
this thread, has really gone to the dogs....from the first post on.

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2006, 12:57:00 pm »
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  this thread, has really gone to the dogs....from the first post on.
Then don't click on it.
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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2006, 01:13:00 pm »
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Originally posted by RatBastard:
   The cheater thats left drives an orange car with a "20" on it.
And that's why I love him.  Everybody used to drive that way when I grew up watching NASCAR.  TV has made NASCAR soft.  That's why guys like Jimmie Johnson and Jeff Gordon have done so well so fast... [/b]
Back when it was good, I believe it was called Grand National.  They had soem real drivers back then.
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Guiny

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2006, 01:24:00 pm »
Kurt Busch killed me on my fantasy team.    :mad:

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2006, 01:30:00 pm »
Aren't they all pretty boys who talk funny, ahem Jamie McMurry.  I always thought Jimmy Johnson sounded professional in interviews.  On the track he's got talent, but he also has synergy w/ Chad Knaus, so they've got a good crew.  They've finised second in points twice, won the Lowe's 600 twice, etc.
 I was just glad Junior had a good day with a respectable finish and leading the most laps. This is probably due to the return of Tony Eury, Jr. Hopefully this will be a better season.
 
 
 
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  He talks funny, he's pretty, he's a goober, he's a cheater and a crybaby and he's skinny! NASCAR has gone to the dogs!

sonickteam2

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2006, 01:38:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Thom Foolerie:
  this thread, has really gone to the dogs....from the first post on.
Then don't click on it. [/b]
well, i didnt know who Jimmie Johnson was.  but nascar aside, most of this thread seemed to be filled with incomplete thoughts and vague sentences.  
 
 oh well.

Guiny

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2006, 01:41:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Thom Foolerie:
 thread seemed to be filled with incomplete thoughts and vague sentences.  
 
 oh well. [/QB]
I didn't think we were being graded.

sonickteam2

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2006, 01:49:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Thom Foolerie:
 thread seemed to be filled with incomplete thoughts and vague sentences.  
 
 oh well. [/b]
I didn't think we were being graded. [/QB]
were you trying to be coherent though?

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Re: I Hate Jimmie Johnson!
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2006, 01:53:00 pm »
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Originally posted by RatBastard:
  Back when it was good, I believe it was called Grand National.  They had soem real drivers back then.
I was raised on Cale Yarborough.  When he retired my dad went Dale, I went DW.  Upon seeing Tony put Gordon in the wall on pit row, I instantly had a new hero.  He was out of control yesterday, without a doubt.  But that's part of his charm.
 
 The difference in what he does, is that he "cheats" (as was describer earlier) on the course.  Chad Knaus cheats in the garage.  Time and time again.
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