Author Topic: It's because of that "Human Touch" shit....  (Read 1401 times)

palahniukkubrick

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Re: It's because of that "Human Touch" shit....
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2005, 07:53:00 pm »
Maybe they will name a turnpike rest-stop after him..?
 
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Re: It's because of that "Human Touch" shit....
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2005, 08:19:00 pm »
Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed.
 
 Bruce's words hit too close to home for Republicans.

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Re: It's because of that "Human Touch" shit....
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2005, 08:39:00 pm »
Who could possibly give a flying fuck? Bruce Springsteen is the biggest piece of over-rated dog-shit on the planet. I think I would rather listen to Justin Timberlake. At least Justin Timberlake probably KNOWS he is a piece of shit just playing on the stupidity of the public. Bruce Springsteen Sucks! First Musically, now Politically.
 
 Bruce Springsteen is a horrible singer and songwriter. The first time I heard him, back in junior high, I thought he sounded like a guy trying to squeeze out an especially tenacious stool, and nothing has changed. His songs are pretentious, derivative, uninspired crap, and he sings in a phony voice.
 
 I remember when Bruce was young, his tiny pale member was so small the midwife thought he was a girl. Bruce's music doesn't even belong in a prison bathroom!  I heard that Bruce will be redoing his song "Born in the USA" to include, "I was born in the USA, but I moved out because I couldn't stand making so much money in the nation I hate". Well, the lyrics would be something like that - one thing is for sure, like ALL of his shitty music, that song will stink for miles away! The term "ground zero" will have to be redefined to mean "the direct impact zone of Bruce Springsteen's shitty-ass music". The bomb he drops every time he sings should be referred to as "The BS (Bruce Springsteen) Bomb". And this bomb would be considered not a nuclear weapon, but a biological weapon, since this "BS BOMB" would stink out everyone in the immediate area!

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Re: It's because of that "Human Touch" shit....
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2005, 09:28:00 pm »
Great argument Fleischbach!  Lot of credence in your well thought out-well formulated opinion.  Now go ask your mommy for a bottle and go nite-nite.

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Re: It's because of that "Human Touch" shit....
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2005, 09:46:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
  Who could possibly give a flying fuck? Bruce Springsteen is the biggest piece of over-rated dog-shit on the planet. I think I would rather listen to Justin Timberlake. At least Justin Timberlake probably KNOWS he is a piece of shit just playing on the stupidity of the public. Bruce Springsteen Sucks! First Musically, now Politically.
 
 Bruce Springsteen is a horrible singer and songwriter. The first time I heard him, back in junior high, I thought he sounded like a guy trying to squeeze out an especially tenacious stool, and nothing has changed. His songs are pretentious, derivative, uninspired crap, and he sings in a phony voice.
 
 I remember when Bruce was young, his tiny pale member was so small the midwife thought he was a girl. Bruce's music doesn't even belong in a prison bathroom!  I heard that Bruce will be redoing his song "Born in the USA" to include, "I was born in the USA, but I moved out because I couldn't stand making so much money in the nation I hate". Well, the lyrics would be something like that - one thing is for sure, like ALL of his shitty music, that song will stink for miles away! The term "ground zero" will have to be redefined to mean "the direct impact zone of Bruce Springsteen's shitty-ass music". The bomb he drops every time he sings should be referred to as "The BS (Bruce Springsteen) Bomb". And this bomb would be considered not a nuclear weapon, but a biological weapon, since this "BS BOMB" would stink out everyone in the immediate area!
Now you can go back to your internet version of the bridges to nowhere like in the second post of this thread.

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Re: It's because of that "Human Touch" shit....
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2005, 11:10:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Barcelona:
 The Bridges To Nowhere
Didn't Clint Eastwood direct that?