It's been quite a while since I created a new Smackie Corollary, but after a few Irish Coffees on Friday, we started working on a new one.
It's quite clear that the Cougar phenomenon has taken on a life of its own, and young guys seem to be working just as hard as the Cougars these days to get their Cougar stripes. But before guys start bragging that shaggin any divorcee is a stripe earner, and Cougars braggin on
"The Real Housewives of Orange County" that any younger man qualifies as a Cougar, I've taken it up myslef to create a new Smackie Corollary on Cougars.
The problem really stems from
a loosely worded definition that limits cougars to 30-50 years olds, which really isn't right. Nor does it take into account the age of the male compared to the Cougar.
Half the Cougars age, plus no more than +10 years qualifies as a Cougar Encounter (always round down). </font>
- <font size="2" face="Arial, Veranda">35 year old Cougar = any male under 27 can qualify as a cougar encounter.</font></li>
- <font size="2" face="Arial, Veranda">40 year old cougar= any male under 30 can qualify as a cougar encounter.</font></li>
- <font size="2" face="Arial, Veranda">50 year old cougar= any male under 35 can qualify as a cougar encounter.</font></li>
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I'm not quite happy with this as it pertains to women under 35 at the moment, so maybe we need a Cougar-in-Training rule for 30-35 year old Cougars:
When dealing with a Cougar in Training, Half the Cougars age, plus no more than +7 years qualifies as a cougar encounter. </font>
- <font size="2" face="Arial, Veranda">30/31 year old Cougar = any male under 22 can qualify as a Cougar encounter.</font></li>
- <font size="2" face="Arial, Veranda">32/33 year old Cougar = any male under 23 can qualify as a Cougar encounter.</font></li>
- <font size="2" face="Arial, Veranda">34 year old Cougar = any male under 24 can qualify as a Cougar encounter.</font></li>
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This is one is still open for negotiation. I'm really looking at pivotal factors at the moment (like the Cougar must be a divorcee or have children, maybe there must be some form of botox or plastics work involved). I'm open to all suggestions....