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vansmack

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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #300 on: January 11, 2008, 03:58:00 pm »
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  his wife is the main breadwinner.
Not yet, and not for 4 more years actually.  Residents don't get paid that much.  But someday...
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Venerable Bede

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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #301 on: January 11, 2008, 04:03:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  Vansmack, I just have to ask. And don't take this the wrong way. After all, I myself am the guy who has 15K posts or something like that. But mine are mostly one line gibbersish comments fired off while I'm awaiting the results of a program I wrote, or something like that.
 
 But do you have a job where you actually do work? Or is writing well conceived analyses about just about any topic under the sun part of your daily workload?
He lives in San Francisco and his wife (who allows him to go to strip clubs) is the main breadwinner.  They don't let you into San Francisco with being able to "write well conceived analyses about just about any topic under the sun."  They're not as tolerant as you think.
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heh, you should see my analysis of bert blyleven's hall of fame voting progress and the liklihood of his induction over the next 4 years.  which preceded a lengthly analysis of san francisco's Proposition A.  
 
 if only the local politburo had known what they let in. . .
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vansmack

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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #302 on: January 11, 2008, 05:00:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  But do you have a job where you actually do work? Or is writing well conceived analyses about just about any topic under the sun part of your daily workload?
The answer is both, actually.  I am the consummate multi-tasker.  I wrote the Pakistan piece last night, but really have been working on it in my head since Dec 27.  I spent about 5 minutes on it this morning cleaning up the email I sent myself, but not much else (which is why it has typos).  The China thing I developed this morning while loading up on the morning news.  I spend the first 30-60 minutes of my day gathering news (my job), and then spent about 2 minutes writing that little blip on China.  
 
 While I would normally throw out putting folks into categories, I am known in my dept as a "lower right quadrant" guy.  We all took this test as part of a staff retreat, and if you're familiar with the work of David A. Kolb (the educator, not the philosopher), I would be what is described as more of an abstract conceptualizationist mixed with reflective observation.  3%-5% of Americans would fit into this category.  (I should put that test together for folks on the board to see where you fall in this analysis as I feel it's been one of the best descriptors of me ever.)
 
 Anyhow, big words aside, this means that I love details, learn by thinking through ideas, absorb information, am driven by intellect, etc., etc.  In practice, this means I don't talk much at meetings, process everything in the room (both the information, where it's coming from and who it's being said to - sometimes down to body language - always watch the eyes!), reflect on it for a while with other information I've gathered, then report my analysis to my team, usually accompanied with a big idea.
 
 Not unlike this board, rarely will a day go buy that I don't send my education coworkers an email about something they think is not related to education (my most recent example is hydrogen fueling plants) and then a week or two later when we gather for a staff meeting I'll have some big idea for curriculum or practical idea about how we can tie a shortage of hydrogen fueling stations in the Bay Area into our work here at the university.  Usually, I hadn't thought it out yet, but I knew it was important when I saw it.
 
 Posts on politics, well, that's my job.  I handle Government Relations for a university.  If we're ahead of the nation, state and city, our job is a lot easier.  Usually the stuff you see here on politics is similar to emails I've sent my colleagues (so it's cut and paste).
   
 The foreign policy bent is obviously a hold over from my previous job (I'm also an occasional guest lecturer in our International Relations dept.).  While not officially part of my job, I was once asked to share a lecture I gave to students, and that has turned into an email I send out with my thoughts on the hot topics in the rest of the world to our dept.  Some of those I simply reprint here.    
 
 My posts on tech, well, I'm a self admitted tech dork.  I'm always asked to fix something or recommend a new something by friends and colleagues, so I keep up on that stuff.
 
 So yes, I have a job where I do actual work, the majority of which I spend thinking and analyzing higher ed policy and politics, and go off topic often.  My employer tolerates it because I'm well known to send my ideas in the middle of the night (I never stop thinking really, with at least one side of my brain).
 
 One question I have yet to answer (but have been thinking about) is why I chose this particular venue to share the majority of my thoughts despite having a blog of my own.  I don't know - perhaps I enjoy the diversity of the audience here.  Perhaps I just feel comfortable with all the people.  I might never know.  Part of it is surely the fact that this web site is not picked up by search engines.  I enjoy (virtual) anonymity.
 
 (by the way, I wrote this while eating my lunch)
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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #303 on: January 11, 2008, 05:10:00 pm »
All of that and you still have to ask your wife's permission to go to a strip club.
 
 Brian

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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #304 on: January 11, 2008, 05:19:00 pm »
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  All of that and you still have to ask your wife's permission to go to a strip club.
 
 Brian
Which part of "allow does not compute in our household" do you struggle with?  You still have this idea of all of your self-described miserable married redneck friends from PA.  Not all marraiges are that way.  Many are based on mutual respect, a concept I no doubt understand that you struggle with.  
 
 I need permission to do one thing from my wife:  drink whiskey.
 
 She's tired of cleaning up the mess I leave behind when I imbibe the brown alcohol.  Even I don't like "Whiskey Vansmack" as my friends have taken to calling me.  He's a bigger asshole than the sober one that posts here.
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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #305 on: January 11, 2008, 05:35:00 pm »
Don't you think you're disrespecting your wife when you're ogling other women? I'm sure she thinks she's being hip, cool, and progressive by putting up with it with a cutesy smile on her face. But what woman really enjoys sharing the affections of her man with others?
 
 
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Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
  All of that and you still have to ask your wife's permission to go to a strip club.
 
 Brian
Which part of "allow does not compute in our household" do you struggle with?  You still have this idea of all of your self-described miserable married redneck friends from PA.  Not all marraiges are that way.  Many are based on mutual respect, a concept I no doubt understand that you struggle with.  
 
 I need permission to do one thing from my wife:  drink whiskey.
 
 She's tired of cleaning up the mess I leave behind when I imbibe the brown alcohol.  Even I don't like "Whiskey Vansmack" as my friends have taken to calling me.  He's a bigger asshole than the sober one that posts here. [/b]

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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #306 on: January 11, 2008, 05:46:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  Don't you think you're disrespecting your wife when you're ogling other women?  
No, but you have clearly stated that you do.
 
 Thankfully, I'm not married to you.
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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #307 on: January 11, 2008, 05:49:00 pm »
quit working so hard and post more about the prem
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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #309 on: January 11, 2008, 09:53:00 pm »
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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #310 on: January 12, 2008, 12:05:00 pm »
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  Not all marraiges are that way.  Many are based on mutual respect, a concept I no doubt understand that you struggle with.  
 
My prediction is....August 2011.  Your marriage?  R.I.P.  By that time, she'll be a full-fledged doctor and won't have to put up with your pompous, long-winded bullshit.  Your cuteness will have well worn off by then but you may be able to snag some naive grad student.
 
 If I'm wrong and you're still together by then, I'll buy you a copy of "McSweeney's" and a triple skim, latte, blah, blah, whatever you drink.
 
 Brian

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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #311 on: January 14, 2008, 01:10:00 pm »
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  My prediction is....August 2011.  Your marriage?  R.I.P.  By that time, she'll be a full-fledged doctor and won't have to put up with your pompous, long-winded bullshit.  Your cuteness will have well worn off by then but you may be able to snag some naive grad student.
 
 If I'm wrong and you're still together by then, I'll buy you a copy of "McSweeney's" and a triple skim, latte, blah, blah, whatever you drink.
 
 Brian
For the record, I already get McSweeney's and I don't drink coffee, but you're on for a Playboy and a Mountain Dew.
 
 If Smackette does tire of my "pompous longwinded...cuteness", so be it.  I will at least have had 5 years of pure joy, something I know you'll never have.
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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #312 on: January 14, 2008, 01:12:00 pm »
Less arguing, more Mexico story-telling.
 
 
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 For the record, I already get McSweeney's and I don't drink coffee, but you're on for a Playboy and a Mountain Dew.
 
 If Smackette does tire of my "pompous longwinded...cuteness", so be it.  I will at least have had 5 years of pure joy, something I know you'll never have.

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Re: Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...
« Reply #314 on: January 14, 2008, 01:43:00 pm »
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  Less arguing, more Mexico story-telling.
 
I'm almost done and should be able to finish it up at lunch.  I must say, all the hype means this story is bound to flop.
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