Originally posted by 6949:
So I just learned today that I'm meeting Bruce. What should I ask him?
Suggestions:
"Why didn't you quit thirty years ago?"
"Can you spell the word 'a-u-t-o-m-o-b-i-l-e'?"
"Seriously, you suck. Why don't you retire to a nice body shop in Piscataway?"
"The grunting. You're still going with that as your 'thing.' Why?"
"When you hear your new song "Radio Nowhere" ON the radio, do you recognize the irony?"
"Can you spell, i-r-o-n-y?"
"You. Jon Bon Jovi. Francis Albert Sinatra. What is it with New Jersey and cliched crap?"
"Whenever you hear "The Dark Side" by John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band on the radio, do you think 'There but for the grace of God, go I?'"
"No, really. Is it something in the water?"
Those are just starters. I can come up with hundreds more.
Brian