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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2021, 01:43:53 pm »
Do you know why, the old man fell down the well?

He couldn't see, that well.

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2021, 11:28:07 am »
Elton John wanted to send his friends an invite to his house for a fancy evening party but couldn't find the right phrase...

Soiree seems to be the hardest word.

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2021, 06:34:36 pm »
Saw some deer last night at the basketball half-court in the park. They were playing Horse.
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2021, 06:38:17 pm »
Best news of the week - guarantee that the WFT won't lose on Sunday.

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2021, 05:40:20 pm »

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2021, 03:14:46 pm »
What did the boy say when he saw the cemetery covered in snow?

Icy dead people.

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2021, 11:26:21 am »
I own a pencil that was once used by William Shakespeare but he chewed it a lot, so I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B...

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2021, 01:51:22 pm »
What is faster . . . hot or cold?

Faster.   You can always catch, a cold.
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2021, 01:52:25 pm »
Is what is faster . . . hot or cold?

Faster.   You can always catch, a cold.

That's hot

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2021, 09:01:48 pm »
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