I rotate them things like clockwork:
Call Tones:
1) The Police - "The Bed's Too Big Without You"
2) U2 - "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"
Ring Tones:
1) Jamiroquai - "Hot Tequila Brown"
2) A Tribe Called Quest - "Electric Relaxation"
3) AC/DC - "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Text Message Tone:
1) Jay-Z - "Imaginary Player"
2) The Unknown Stuntman/The Theme From "The Fall Guy" (I might jump from a building, or Tarzan from a viiiine/Cause I'm the only stuntman that made Eastwood look so fine.) The Fall Guy's gangsta was SO certified.
3) Stones - "Get Off My Cloud"
Honorable Mention: There's this one clingy, annoying, neurotic female that won't lose my number unfortunately. So for her, an extra special ringtone:
Three 6 Mafia - "
Slob On My Knob"
The reaction from people who've never heard the song is PRICELESS I say . . .