Favorite Seinfeld Episode?

[thirsty moore]

Behold... The ultimate pog.

[Sir HC]

One word:  
 
 Crudler!

[bsuss]

dad ham and bacon come from the same animal.
 HOMER: oh sure they both come some magical animal!

[Chisai Fry]

"you're going to heaven!"

[Sir HC]

Originally posted by eastcoastbrian:
  dad ham and bacon come from the same animal.
 HOMER: oh sure they both come some magical animal!

It was three meats, pork, ham and bacon.  Right?

[Guiny]

Originally posted by pollard:
 I have a sudden urge to sell all of my Simpsons DVDs      [/QB]

I'll take any after the first season off your hands.   :p

[nkotb]

Sea Captain: Yar, Im running a school for lobsters, we practice tough love, daily chores etc.
 
 Marge: We're not sending the lobster to a snooty boarding school!
 
 Sea captain: I understand, it can be hard to let go. Tell me this then... do ye have any spare change?

[bsuss]

No, No Lisa if adults don't like their job they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half assed.

[bsuss]

I like my beer cold...my tv loud...and my homosexuals flaming!

[Venerable Bede]

everything's coming up milhouse!

[bsuss]

me lose brain? uh oh! Ha Ha Ha! why me laugh?

[Chisai Fry]

Look Lisa, it says, "I choo-choo-choose you to be My Valentine!"

[eltee]

Marge: "Kids can be so cruel."
 Bart: "We can? COOL!" <runs off>
 
 Bart finding enjoyment when his legs stick to a vinyl booth at a restaurant.

[kcjones119]

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[kcjones119]

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