Words/Phrases That Do Not Exist

[BookerT]

here's the one mnemonic device that for some reason always stuck with me. i think it's because it was the first thing they taught my first day of college in journalism 101, before i starting ingesting every drug i possibly could.
 
 RAVEN (Remember, Affect is a Verb, Effect is a Noun)
 
 

Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:
  Your all a bunch of loosers.
 
 I'll admit I always mess up effect/affect though.

[kevhender]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   

Originally posted by crusader:
 ...genious....

Sometimes the jokes write themselves. [/b]

Ha... Touche

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by Rob_Gee:
  Your right....You must of have a bad day....Anyways, hope your next one is shorter.

wow, you win the prize for the worst sentence ever!!!  

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
  Ive seen it used many times on here:
 
 Noone

Wasn't Peter Noone the lead singer of Herman's Hermits? How do I know that?

[Bombay Chutney]

Originally posted by BookerT:
  RAVEN (Remember, Affect is a Verb, Effect is a Noun)
 

Thanks!

[Sir HC]

"You know".  I work with people who will put this phrase in every pause in a sentence, you know.  It is, you know, very annoying.  You know, it gets to the point where, you know, you start to count the number of "you knows", you know, in their sentence and, you know, you lose track of what they are saying.
 
 You know what I mean?

[bearman🐻]

The one that drives me nuts besides "definately" is "irregardless".

[pj]

"play it by year" - I hate people who insist that is what the phrase is and not "play it by ear." who plays it by year anyway? Play it by month? WTF!

[kevhender]

Originally posted by Sir HC:
  "You know".  I work with people who will put this phrase in every pause in a sentence, you know.  It is, you know, very annoying.  You know, it gets to the point where, you know, you start to count the number of "you knows", you know, in their sentence and, you know, you lose track of what they are saying.
 
 You know what I mean?

You work with every NCAA/Professional football/basketball player?

[thatguy]

"aks."  "ask" is a three letter word.  is it really that hard to get them in the right order?

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

"Goot" and "blest"
 
 You have a goot day.
 
 Oh, you know I will have a blest day.

[RatBastard]

The one that makes me want to just up and smack someone is "I SEEN -fill in band name here- last week".

[mrpee]

I think most of these phrases are just pigments of your alls imaginations.

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by mrpee:
  I think most of these phrases are just pigments of your alls imaginations.

Alot!