Originally posted by azaghal1981:
<queue anti-tom waits rant by Mr. Walalce>
It's easy to play along with the handy fill-in-the-blanks rant. All the young kidz are doing it while listening to My Chemical Romance on their iPods. I just read an interview with him in____________
(insert name of magazine that has started in last 5 years and won't be around for another 5.) and he's just worthless. He's not even rated enough to be overrated. He just drones on with that "Oww! I'm a dark, mysterious, brooding __________
(insert five dollar word only Jesse Jackson has used in the last decade) who was in _________________
(insert 'old' band name if applicable)!" "Music will save the world!" "Radiohead are fools for giving away music!" "Religion humors me!" Almost as useless as __________
(insert Lou Reed, unless you are ranting about Lou, then use Bob Dylan) but that's not possible. An alt-rock ___________
(insert silly TV character from the 60s or 70s) who's mysteriously treated as a legend.
Or fill it in Mad-lib style and you will be considered an obtuse genius.
