Just Announced

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Black Cat @BlackCatDC

Just announced: March 21 -- Pizza Underground (Macaulay Culkin's pizza themed Velvet Underground cover band). Backstage. $15. On sale soon.

I'm going to pay for my ticket with a $20 bill and say "Keep the change, you filthy animal!"

[Yada]

How are they doing a tour around an 8 minute joke?

[chaz]

Black Cat @BlackCatDC

Just announced: March 21 -- Pizza Underground (Macaulay Culkin's pizza themed Velvet Underground cover band). Backstage. $15. On sale soon.

oh god.  i pity the people that pay to see this.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

How are they doing a tour around an 8 minute joke?

Have you met people of my ilk? I'm going to drive two hours to see this. Any my cell phone has Call My Maybe as my ringtone. Never underestimate the value of kitsch.

[i am gay and i like cats]

so fucking there.  even a black cat.  it will sell out in a minute.  lorde, who?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

so fucking there.  even a black cat.  it will sell out in a minute.  lorde, who?

i so hope we both get tickets.

[i am gay and i like cats]

if we do . . . and we meet . . . im going to so french kiss you all lickedly wet

[Yada]

I picture Julian to look like this.

[i am gay and i like cats]

if true . . . my hands are sooooo down his pants.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Could you imagine the instant ban I would've received if back in the day Miss P posted she was going to be at the same show as me and I immediately promised to sexually assault her?

[i am gay and i like cats]

thats because . . . you would love it.

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Could you imagine the instant ban I would've received if back in the day Miss P posted she was going to be at the same show as me and I immediately promised to sexually assault her?

Well mostly it sounds kind of creepy coming from you and just plain silly coming from walky
...and he's right...you would love it 

[hutch]

what? I assume this is happening...

I will be the paparazzi...

[azaghal1981]

Does that $15 at least cover pizza like in other towns?
Wouldn't Comet make more sense for this show?

[RustyOrgan]

Down for Pizza Underground!!