The musical triple is Cash, Zevon and Palmer. Ritter would have to be in an actors trio.
Midway is the closest to a third world airport I have been too. You keep expecting to see people with chickens in cages getting on the planes. Was there right after the huge snowstorms hit Chicago a couple winters back (flying in) and the airport had been closed 2 days. The lines to get out were the length of the airport. Pure chaos for them.
Another crappy airport is Dallas Fort Worth for the insane size, the fact it is in Texas, the problems with wind shear/crashes, and poor transportation.
For good ones:
Honolulu. Wow, it is so tropical, nothing in Hawaii is bad.
Portland, another boom in the carpark airport. Nice people work there too (they all smile!).