For the first single, they would do a cover of this one:
Mr. Bob Saget
I sit home every night
Watching reruns of your shows
I send in all my funny tapes
To America's Funniest Home Videos
But you never put them on
For what reasons you won't tell
I don't know why, cause I laugh
Like the one where grandma fell, in the well
Hey Hey Hey Bob Saget
You are just so freaking funny
I love you Mr. Bob Saget
You make my darkest day go sunny
I wish there was room for me
In that big full house you own
Please let me in dear Bob Saget
Or else I'll be all alone
I have ten cotton shirts
With your face printed on the back
One time I wore one out of my house
My teacher kicked me in the nut sack
(Chorus)
You once made an appearance at the mall
Our eyes met and you gave me a nod
Now that I have met you
I know that there must be a god
I have your name tattooed on my chest
My Friends like you too
But I am pretty sure I love you the most, cause
I want to have butt sex with you
Hey Hey Hey Bob Saget
You are just so freaking funny
I love you Mr. Bob Saget
You make my darkest day go sunny
Hey Hey Hey Bob Saget
You're the greatest friend of mine
I love you Mr. Bob Saget
And you'll learn to love me in time
Marry me Marry me Bob Saget
You gorgeous hunk of man
I love you Mr. Bob Saget
I'm your numberest number one fan
Maybe dreams do come trueâ?¦
