maybe i should start a thread entitled 'am i a woman?'
 
 i bleed for days each month, but i don't die.
 i don't play online, i prefer to cook and bake.
 i don't have a penis.
 i have not bought a new pair of shoes in nearly a week.
 i sometimes enjoy painting my fingernails over reading.
 i think that most of you are becoming a pain in the ass.
 
 now may the insults begin.