Originally posted by sonickteam2:
i also once had a job working for a cigarette company, giving away free cigarettes!!! just to seal up my spot in hell
SUITED MAN
Here you go.
DANTE
What's this?
SUITED MAN
A fine, for five hundred dollars.
DANTE
WHAT?
TRAINER
Five hundred bucks? What for?
SUITED MAN
For violation of New Jersey Statute
Section Two A, number one-seventy
slash fifty-one: Any person who
sells or makes available tobacco or
tobacco-related products to persons
under the age of eighteen is
regarded as disorderly.
99.
DANTE
What are you talking about?
SUITED MAN
According to the NJAC-the New
Jersey Administrative Code, section
eighteen, five, slash twelve point
five-a fine of no less than two
hundred and fifty dollars is to be
leveled against any person reported
selling cigarettes to a minor.
DANTE
I didn't do that!
SUITED MAN
You said you were here all day?
DANTE
Yeah, but I didn't sell cigarettes
to any kids!
SUITED MAN
An angry mother called the state
division of taxation and complained
that the man working at Quick Stop
Convenience sold her five-year-old
daughter cigarettes today at around
four o'clock. Division of taxation
calls the State Board of Health,
and they send me down here to issue
a fine. You say you were working
all day, hence the fine is yours.
It's doubled due to the incredibly
young age of the child.
DANTE
But I didn't sell cigarettes to any
kid!
TRAINER
To a five-year-old kid? What a
scumbag!
HEATHER
That's sick, Dante.
DANTE
I didn't sell cigarettes to any
kids! I swear!
100.
SUITED MAN
The due date is on the bottom. This
summons cannot be contested in any
court of law. Failure to remit
before the due date will result in
a charge of criminal negligence,
and a warrant will be issued for
your arrest. Have a nice day.
The SUITED MAN exits, with DANTE trying to follow.
DANTE
But I didn't sell cigarettes to any
kids! Hey!
TRAINER
(takes back the card)
Forget it. I don't want to deal
with a guy that sells cigarettes to
a five-year-old.
(to HEATHER)
Can I offer you a ride somewhere?
HEATHER
Sure. How about the beach?
TRAINER
I like the way you think.